Sparty Gets New Uniforms!

Brian Hoyer and two other schmoes nobody will ever know show off the new look.

It was announced on May 26 that Sparty would be sporting a new look for the 2007 season. "Wow, the new uniforms are so light and airy!" said future Spartan quarterback Brian Hoyer. "I feel so manly and intimidating - I can't wait to put it in for game day!"

When asked about the lack of pads or helmets being a problem, new coach Mark Dantonio replied "Excuse me, but can you tackle someone when they're leaping through midair in the middle of a brisé? I don't think so. These uniforms are virtually injury proof and our boys will be just fine!"