Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Sparty Gets New Uniforms!

Brian Hoyer and two other schmoes nobody will ever know show off the new look.

It was announced on May 26 that Sparty would be sporting a new look for the 2007 season. "Wow, the new uniforms are so light and airy!" said future Spartan quarterback Brian Hoyer. "I feel so manly and intimidating - I can't wait to put it in for game day!"

When asked about the lack of pads or helmets being a problem, new coach Mark Dantonio replied "Excuse me, but can you tackle someone when they're leaping through midair in the middle of a
brisé? I don't think so. These uniforms are virtually injury proof and our boys will be just fine!"



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