Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Bill Martin Announces Final Two Games of 2008 Schedule!

You know what time it is. Time for weak opponents. Yeah Booooy!

Just when you thought Big Billy Dollaz was gonna tone things down and start 'keepin' it real,' he fronts on you something fierce. First, Martin scheduled Toledo to fill the open game on October 11, 2008.

But Dollaz didn't stop there. Dollaz made the August 30, 2008 opening opponent a guaranteed gimme: Mr. Jingles the kitty cat.

Michigan will definitely beat Mr. Jingles. He looks like such a pussy!

If Mr. Jingles should not be able to make it to Ann Arbor, Dollaz also is working on a possible September 20th game against the St. Mary's Nunnery recreational football team as a contingency.

Chances Michigan Will Lose? Slim to Nun.

Keep checking Autumn Thunder for more updates on what Big Billy Dollaz is up to. In the meanwhile, just grimace and scowl with the Cowbell Commander as you think about paying for your season tickets next year.


Anonymous said...

well done Mr. Imus.


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