Muchas Gracias to AT reader Nick S who sent in this masterpiece. The talent out there is inspiring!
Name: Rodney Davis
Location: Columbus, OH
Hobbies: Being Captain of his recently constructed yacht
Occupation: Sidewalk gum scraper
Why He's A Buckeye Fan: "Well, betweens all the drinkin', fightin', lightin' couches on fire, screamin', and passin' out, ya'll needs a team to root fer, right?"
Nick, Picasso ain't got nothin' on your skills.