Scorned after his first defeat at the hands of the Maize and Blue, Mark Dantonio is already plotting his revenge next year.
"I'm going to sneak into Michigan Stadium late at night, and I'm going to turn on a hose! I'll flood all of Ann Arbor and wash that air of smugness out of town! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Joining Dantonio will be his sidekick, John L. Smith, A.K.A. General Disappointment.