Upon my arrival to the University of Michigan campus nearly seven years ago, I remember thinking about how awesome everything was, especially the squirrels. Never in my life had I seen squirrels so majestic, fearless, and so orange. They are the badasses of the University of Michigan rodent kingdom.
How would the Michigan squirrels square off against the Illinois Fighting Illini? Behold!
Winner: Michigan Squirrel
Michigan Squirrel vs. J Leman
Winner: J Leman
There you have it! Michigan squirrels three, Fighting Illini one.