Lloyd Carr's charity car wash with the Michigan football team has always been a smashing success and raises a substantial amount of money for the Mott Children's Hospital. This year however, many of the big-name players on the Michigan roster are injured and unable to wash cars at the event. Worried that the crowds might not respond to this year's edition of the annual fund raiser due to a lack of facetime with the starters, Lloyd Carr went with a backup plan that worked wonders.
"If people can't meet the starters at the car wash, I had to give them something else to motivate them to come," explained Carr. "I was thinking about possible solutions for this problem, and then it hit me: TIG OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL' BITTIES! Nothing gets a car wash going like a bunch of promiscuous coeds in skimpy outfits seductively rubbing their soapy wet bodies over your exterior. So I went down to Deja Vu in Ypsilanti, invited a couple of the ladies down, and things couldn't have gone better. I think this might become a regular part of the event!"
If the Cowbell Commander owns a car by next year, he'll make sure it is very, very dirty in time for next year's Carr's Wash for Kids.