Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Bigfoot Expedition Planned In Michigan; Wolverine OL Recruiting Class Incomplete. Coincidence?

"Who's a hungry boy?!?!? Nice monster!"

Upon reading that the Bigfoot Field Researchers Association was planning an extended Bigfoot Hunting Expedition in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, the Cowbell Commander can't help but think that this is really just an excuse for Lloyd Carr to out-recruit OSU for the nation's best offensive line recruting class. As of now, OSU has the upper hand on Michigan at this position and leads the recruiting race with three of the nation's biggest studs at OL. But that could all change if Lloyd Carr could get Bigfoot to commit to the Wolverines. Seriously. What linebacker or defensive tackle could get by a seven-foot tall, half-ton mythical beast? Imagine Bigfoot and Jake Long bookending the Michigan offensive line. Unstoppable!

Bigfoot will no doubt be impressed by Michigan's rich tradition, and the academic standards are sure to appeal to him.

I know it might be a long shot, but come on Lloyd, pull this one off. Enough with the three-star diamonds-in-the-rough already!


LudaChristian said...

Shave everything but the sideburns & we'd have Tony Pape II! Holla!


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