Autumn Thunder!: The Power of God Compells You!

What People Are Saying!

"Amazingly crappy Photoshop that for some reason you can’t turn away from."
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"This blog sucks, there has not been one real post. I realize that you are trying to be funny but all of these posts are dumb as hell.
This is coming from a Michigan fan."
-some guy

"This is an absurd photograph and you need to get a life."
-some other guy

"Indeed, There is crappy artwork and poor journalism, but I am not amused."
-another guy

"ur page sucks, but i guess thats what ur going for bc ur so "apathetic" and "cool."
-a guy who may or may not be really named Kyle

Thursday, August 16, 2007

The Power of God Compells You!

I need a young coach and an old coach!

I have no proof to substantiate this claim, but I'm pretty sure that Football Satan is exerting his demonic will over our Wolverines. Arrington? Ok, I can believe that. Chris Richards? Carson Butler? That took me by surprise. Obi Ezeh? LaTerryal Savoy? I never pegged them as bad seeds. Now Quentin Patilla and Robert Thornbladh? Come on!!!! Supernatural forces must be at work here. When the Miami Hurricanes look like Altar Boys compared to the Wolverines, you know the Dark Lord is playing puppet master with some Maize and Blue souls. Somebody get an exorcist!