Friday, August 10, 2007

Actual News: LaMarr Woodley Participates In Unveiling of Worst Mascot Ever!

Look how embarrassed he is. Poor Woodley!

Look out mascot world, there is a new contender for the title of Worst Mascot Ever Invented! Meet Steely McBeam, the new mascot for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Steely is a giant construction worker with a jaw bigger than Chad Henne's and skin yellower than most characters on the Simpsons. True, Autumn Thunder is a Michigan blog, but since Michigan man and Steelers rookie LaMarr Woodley helped unveil this gigantic embarrassment, Steely makes his AT debut today. Congratulations, Steely.

"It was so freakin' ugly I didn't quite know what to do," said LaMarr. "I threw up in my mouth when I saw it for the first time. After the unveiling, I went home and reflected on how awesome it was to play for Michigan, who knew that if you can't have a good mascot, don't have one at all."

They should have named him "Ugly McSuck."

5 Comments:

Rodrigo said...

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PeteW said...

As a Michigan and Steelers season ticket holder, I also just threw up in my mouth..That was a freaking hilarious post!

Hemlock Philosopher said...

Steely McBeam!? That sounds like a Scottish porn star with a drinking problem. All his porn videos involve a 5th of brown liquor, a kilt, bag pipes, and the Notre Damn leprechaun as a side kick.

susieandrew said...

dude, it's like purdue pete's long lost and much uglier uncle or something....

http://www2.uakron.edu/genchem/images/pete-football.jpg

mtzlblk said...

Is it me, or does that seem like something straight out of a Simpsons episode? Does Mr. Burns own the Sttelers? 'Yesssss, give the fools their tar-tar sauce.'

Can a Duff Beer sponsorship be far behind?

 

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