Good Riddance, Chong!

Would you like to get fried - I mean get fries with that?

Praise the Lord, Johnny Sears is off the team due to a drug-related team rules violation. He has only played in a few games, but was already looking to give Ryan Mundy a run for his money for the title of "cornerback which made me cringe the most."

Clean-up, aisle five!

Now that's he's off scholarship, I wonder what he will do with his life? He'll have to get some kind of job to support himself.

Look out for those maggots! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Maybe we'll see Sears pop up at some D-II or FCS school in two years. But for now, we can all rest easy knowing that Donovan Warren will be our starting corner opposite Morgan Trent.

Smooth criminal.

Horraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!