Showing posts with label Jake Long. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jake Long. Show all posts

Monday, June 18, 2007

Meeeechigan Football Celebrity Lookalikes!

Are you ever curious as to what celebrities our boys in blue look like? Using the Myheritage.com face recognition program, the mystery is finally solved! I put in a few of our favorite players and the results are both fascinating and amusing.

MIKE HART
Our favorite running back Mike Hart was determined to look like:

1) Terrance Howard - Starred in "Get Rich or Die Tryin'."
2) Andre Braugher - That guy from "Homocide: Life on the Street."
3) 50 Cent - King of Gangsta Rap and Thug Life Icon.

I think the face recognition program did a good job here. I can see the resemblance!

CHAD HENNE
Chad Henne was matched to:

1) Barack Obama: Democratic political candidate.
2) Paul Walker: The dude from Fast and the Furious.
3) Paris Hilton: Prison Bitch. Literally.

WOW! Did the program have a temporary malfunction? Did Henne's chin overload the motherboard? DAMN!

JAKE LONG
Jake Long, the Goliath left tackle, is computed to resemble:

1) Ricky Martin: Bon Bon shaker.
2) Boy George: Bon Bon enthusiast.
3) Vaira Vike-Freiberga: President of Latvia. Bon Bon!

Once again, the program did an acceptable job. I can see where these all relate.

MARIO MANNINGHAM
Mario Manningham, receiver extroardinaire, was matched up with:

1) Cuba Gooding, Jr: Shown the money.
2) Jack Black: Nacho Libre et al.
3) Zsa Zsa Gabor: 40's and 50's Hungarian movie babe.

Did the computer nail this one? The Cowbell Commander says...meh.

DAVID CONE
At last! The backup QB who we never see! David Cone. He was said to resemble:

1) The creep-tastic inbred banjo kid from the movie "Deliverance." A perfect 100% match!

Who do you look like? Go to the site and find out!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Manningham, Long Enjoy Their Playboy All-American Experience.

"Ladies, wanna see something super?"

This week, Mario Manningham and Jake Long were announced as selections for the 2007 Playboy All American Football Team. Aside from the prestige of being selected for this honor, Manningham and Long took home fond memories of their photo shoot for the magazine.

"I definitely had a good time at the Playboy shoot -the girls who helped out were so...fun," winked Manningham.

Jake Long was still in a state of awe, not completely done processing the experience. When asked how he enjoyed the photo shoot, Long stared for a while, and after a minute, declared "booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobieeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" with a wondrous expression.


Jake, Heff, and the "not so little brown jugs."

Hopefully Long will recover within a few days. Autumn Thunder salutes you, Jake and Mario. Congratulations!

 

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