Notre Dame Cover Boys!

You Should Work On Your Throat Muscles So You Choke Less.

When I snuck away from my desk at work the other day to get a bag of pretzels from the deli next door, I noticed on the magazine rack the cover of Men's Health featured Notre Dame poster boy Brady Quinn, flaunting his abs with an unjustifiably smug look on his face. I was disgusted and started to head back upstairs since my appetite was lost. But then I saw this on the way out:

Warning: May Cause Vomiting And Epileptic Seizures.

I had to take the rest of the day off. My ability to think straight was completely destroyed and that horrible, horrible image will be forever burned in my mind. Oh, the humanity!

Nothing of Note Today...

Even if you throw a million touchdown passes to Braylon, we will still hate you.

Michigan got a transfer quarterback, but other than that, there has been no big news. But, I did make this picture of Brady Quinn burning in Hell being attacked by both a grizzly bear and a cobra.