He Hath Soldeth His Soul!

I'll be wearing number 666! Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

There's not much that needs to be said at this point, except that Boren is a treacherous, whiny, ungrateful, lazy, sniveling, opportunistic, selfish, disloyal, sucky, stinky, stupid man.

Boren Myself Thinking of the Possibilities.

Maybe Boren REALLY left the Wolverines in order to chase a dream of starring in a Hollywood movie.


Or maybe he left in order to record a rock and roll album? Who the hell knows? Oh well...

Good luck, Dann O'Neill! Welcome to the Big Person Table.

The Chemical Equation for the Eliminaton of Boron Boren.

Well, never in a million years did I see this one coming. What the hell is going on here? Somebody make sense of it all!