EXTRA! The Cowbell Commander May Die Tonight...

The last face the Cowbell Commander might see. Yowza!

Upon taking Mikey home from a stroll, I was stopped by one of NYPD's finest, who handed me this flyer, and told me to look for Carl, a very dangerous robber who is on the loose and was said to be seen leaving my building. If I don't post for a while, I think it's safe for you all to assume that I have been brutally murdered by Carl and I am probably dismembered and spread around somewhere in Brooklyn.

Go Blue!