Saturday, April 21, 2007

Mike Hart Defeats Tyrannosaurus; Officially Named The Biggest Bad-Ass Ever on the Planet.

Mike Hart is known for making mincemeat out of defenses across the Big 10. However, this week, Hart kicked it up a notch and went mano e dino with the king of the dinosaurs in a winner-take-all battle for the title of "The Biggest Bad-Ass Ever on the Planet." The Big House was intentionally left empty for this unadvertized matchup in case the tyrannosaurus went bezerk and embarked on a Jurassic Parkesque rampage.

Hart, who sat out spring ball to prepare for this man vs. dinosaur challenge, juked T-Rex at the 20 yard line and ran into the endzone despite the roaring and thunderous footsteps from the lizard king.

"Yeah, it was pretty easy," said Hart. "I mean, he's big and all that, and he was ferocious and snarly, but his brain's the size of a walnut! Let's be realistic."

Tyrannosaurus was devastated. "I tried to tackle him...but look at my arms! They're useless! I can't believe this. I mean...RAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"



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