Friday, January 11, 2008

Welcome Scott Shafer, Defensive Accountant!

Screw the 3-3-5! Put the bastards in the million dollar dream!

Hooray! RichRod has hired a Defensive Coordinator. Welcome, Scott Shafer!

I don't know much about this guy, but as usual, Brian has done the homework.

Here's a list of things I think Scott Shafer looks like:

1) IRS, the villain wrestler from old-school WWF wrestling.
2) A sneaky defense attorney.
3) A slightly balding version of Tom Arnold.
4) Mr. Ernst from the old Nickelodeon TV show 'Hey Dude!'

Ah, already the material presents itself. And for that reason alone, I say "good hire, RichRod!"

3 Comments:

Jim Harbaugh Scramble said...

The IRS's finishing move was actually the "Write-off," not the "million dollar dream" (which was the finishing move of his tag partner, Ted Diabase BKA the Million Dollar Man). The write off was like a running clothesline or something, it was way lame.

kowisja said...

Where's the Barwis post? It's almost too easy.

joseph burrell said...

haha just by looking at him, I am afraid, haha I have seen people more defensive on a bookmaking sports compnay than Scott Shafer

 

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