Rodriguez/WVU Pissing Contest To Continue.
I still have a lot left where this came from!Today, RichRod offered to pay 1.5 million dollars of his 4 million dollar WVU contract buyout. The intention is that because of this show of good faith, WVU will take the money, call off their dogs, and let RichRod get on with his life at Michigan. The probable result? Ed Pastilong and his one-toothed jug band of lawyers and accountants will tell Rodriguez that he's 2.5 million dollars short and this ridiculous pissing contest will continue.
If this were an actual pissing contest, I think RichRod would surely win. Why, you ask? He would have Barwis train his prostate using the latest scientific methods and transform him into a picture of urinary perfection, capable of both the speed of a sprinter and the endurance of a champion racehorse.
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To be fair to all parties, I think the amount of money involved makes this a little more significant than a pissing contest.
I know this is a football blog, but can you please make some photoshops of either how sweet our hockey team is or how hopelessly, pathetically, tragically awful men's hoops is.
Hey, come on...tragically and pathetically I'll give you. Hopelessly? Not...you know, not necessarily. *sigh*
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