Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Old Man Winter To Bitchslap Pryor Visit.

Prepare to freeze, beeotch!

It looks like Terrelle Pryor will be seeing Ann Arbor at it's winter worst: this weekend, the temperature range will be from 8 degrees to 26 degrees, plus there is a good chance it will snow. Nice.

Will winter cockblock the Wolverines from landing Pryor? I don't know. He's from Pennsylvania, and being a native of the Keystone State myself I know it can get pretty nasty during the winter.

Although, Pryor's visit couldn't come at a less aesthetically pleasing time, for a variety of reasons.

1) Michigan Stadium is a shambles right now.
2) All the hotties on campus will be covered head to toe in warm clothes.
3) Schembechler Hall's equipment room may not be up to snuff yet with the new machines.

If Terrelle picks Michigan in the end, I don't think we can chalk it up to Ann Arbor's beauty and charm this time around.


Hemlock Philosopher said...

Ann Arbor in the dead hell of winter looks better than c-bus anytime of the year.


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