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"This blog sucks, there has not been one real post. I realize that you are trying to be funny but all of these posts are dumb as hell. This is coming from a Michigan fan." -some guy
"This is an absurd photograph and you need to get a life." -some other guy
"Indeed, There is crappy artwork and poor journalism, but I am not amused." -another guy
"ur page sucks, but i guess thats what ur going for bc ur so "apathetic" and "cool." -a guy who may or may not be really named Kyle
Boren left because RR didn't offer his little brother a scholarship. Dad, Mike Boren, felt that a schollie for Zach was an entitlement and was furious about being "slighted" especially because King Cronie Carr WAS going to gift the marginal 4.70-40-running FB/LB little brother a schollie, just like M did for Curt Mallory and Mandich's son. RR said the cronyism is over and GOOD FOR HIM! Mike Boren has said that his sons will NOT play at two different schools so he took his Justin and went home. And THAT is the straight dope.
Boren left because RR didn't offer his little brother a scholarship. Dad, Mike Boren, felt that a schollie for Zach was an entitlement and was furious about being "slighted" especially because King Cronie Carr WAS going to gift the marginal 4.70-40-running FB/LB little brother a schollie, just like M did for Curt Mallory and Mandich's son. Thus Justin's cryptic "erosion of Family Values" comment that was scripted from Mommy and Daddy. RR said the cronyism is over and GOOD FOR HIM! Mike Boren has said in the past that his sons will NOT play at two different schools, and so he took his Justin and went home. And THAT folks, is the straight dope
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5 Comments:
Boren's reasons for leaving make me sick. I really hope there was more to it than he led on -- otherwise, he's a big fat wussiepie.
At least we know he has a couple of career options beyond football!
As always, excellent work - and very creative!
Boren left because RR didn't offer his little brother a scholarship. Dad, Mike Boren, felt that a schollie for Zach was an entitlement and was furious about being "slighted" especially because King Cronie Carr WAS going to gift the marginal 4.70-40-running FB/LB little brother a schollie, just like M did for Curt Mallory and Mandich's son.
RR said the cronyism is over and GOOD FOR HIM!
Mike Boren has said that his sons will NOT play at two different schools so he took his Justin and went home.
And THAT is the straight dope.
Boren left because RR didn't offer his little brother a scholarship. Dad, Mike Boren, felt that a schollie for Zach was an entitlement and was furious about being "slighted" especially because King Cronie Carr WAS going to gift the marginal 4.70-40-running FB/LB little brother a schollie, just like M did for Curt Mallory and Mandich's son.
Thus Justin's cryptic "erosion of Family Values" comment that was scripted from Mommy and Daddy.
RR said the cronyism is over and GOOD FOR HIM!
Mike Boren has said in the past that his sons will NOT play at two different schools, and so he took his Justin and went home.
And THAT folks, is the straight dope
hahahahaha my friend you really have talent for this, you should make some podcasts on this and on bookmaking sports, I think they would be so popular
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