Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Boren Myself Thinking of the Possibilities.


Maybe Boren REALLY left the Wolverines in order to chase a dream of starring in a Hollywood movie.


Or maybe he left in order to record a rock and roll album? Who the hell knows? Oh well...

Good luck, Dann O'Neill! Welcome to the Big Person Table.

5 Comments:

LudaChristian said...

Boren's reasons for leaving make me sick. I really hope there was more to it than he led on -- otherwise, he's a big fat wussiepie.

phillip said...

At least we know he has a couple of career options beyond football!

As always, excellent work - and very creative!

Wolverindy said...

Boren left because RR didn't offer his little brother a scholarship. Dad, Mike Boren, felt that a schollie for Zach was an entitlement and was furious about being "slighted" especially because King Cronie Carr WAS going to gift the marginal 4.70-40-running FB/LB little brother a schollie, just like M did for Curt Mallory and Mandich's son.
RR said the cronyism is over and GOOD FOR HIM!
Mike Boren has said that his sons will NOT play at two different schools so he took his Justin and went home.
And THAT is the straight dope.

Wolverindy said...

Boren left because RR didn't offer his little brother a scholarship. Dad, Mike Boren, felt that a schollie for Zach was an entitlement and was furious about being "slighted" especially because King Cronie Carr WAS going to gift the marginal 4.70-40-running FB/LB little brother a schollie, just like M did for Curt Mallory and Mandich's son.
Thus Justin's cryptic "erosion of Family Values" comment that was scripted from Mommy and Daddy.
RR said the cronyism is over and GOOD FOR HIM!
Mike Boren has said in the past that his sons will NOT play at two different schools, and so he took his Justin and went home.
And THAT folks, is the straight dope

joseph burrell said...

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